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My Show with a Hollywood Pitch.
The Pitch is everything in Hollywood. Thank goodness I'm in Illinois.

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My Show described with a Hollywood Pitch.

By Richard Whettestone.

The Pitch is everything in Hollywood. If you don't have a good pitch to sell your idea, you don't go anywhere (in Hollywood).

-- A List of Hollywood Pitches for my Science-Fiction series --
  1. - It's like Star Trek : Voyager. Except this time it's actually good.
  2. - It's just like Full House. No, wait. Never mind. It's not anything like Full House.
  3. - It's like . . . you know.
  4. - It's a Science-Fiction series. It has the core demographics of young white males with lots of money to spend - the exact Demographics that advertisers are looking for. It doesn't matter what the premise is about.
  5. - It's just like Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Except there's no one named Buffy on the show. And there's no Vampires to slay either.
  6. - It's a cross between "Deepwater Black" and "Mission Genesis".
  7. - The Monica Lewinsky show!
  8. - It's like Babylon 5: Crusade. Except this time it doesn't get canceled until after it premiers.
  9. - Imagine "ER" set in space. What? "Mercy Point"? What's that?
  10. - Screw the damn premise. Why'd you cancel "Christy", you Bastards!
  11. - The Babysitter's Club: 2032.
  12. - Where are the Irwin Allen actors buried?
  13. - Robert Saget's "Star Command Academy".
  14. - It's like "I'll Fly Away". Except with Aliens.
  15. - It's like the second season of SeaQuest. Except it's not pre-empted eighteen times.
  16. - Who cares about the premise? You're just going to screw it up anyway.
  17. - It doesn't matter what it's about, because it will never reach the high quality of "Captain Power".
  18. - Who wants to play a Millionaire on TV?
  19. - Alien Autopsy : The Series. Hosted by Jonathan Frakes.
  20. - The NEW New Twilight Zone.
  21. - The Harlan Ellison Hour.
  22. - Let's just slap Gene Roddenberry's name on it and sell it as is.

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