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Differences between Network Executives and Science-Fiction Fans.

By Richard Whettestone.


NETWORK EXECUTIVES refer to their home as a Mansion or an Estate.
SCIENCE-FICTION FANS refer to their home as Sector Zero-Zero-One.
NETWORK EXECUTIVES watch the Nielsens evaluate programs.
SCIENCE-FICTION FANS watch Mike Nelson evaluate programs.
NETWORK EXECUTIVES replace shows like Space : Above & Beyond with other shows and wonder why the ratings are going down.
SCIENCE-FICTION FANS rewatch Space : Above & Beyond instead of the replacement shows because they really miss them. Thank Goodness they have them on Tape!
NETWORK EXECUTIVES consider a good battle to be when Chicago Hope was going up against ER.
SCIENCE-FICTION FANS consider a good battle to be when the Borg assaulted Starfleet at Wolf 359.
NETWORK EXECUTIVES think they can hook Science-Fiction fans with Sex and Violence.
SCIENCE-FICTION FANS are on the Internet getting better Sex and playing Violent Video Games while they wait for new shows like Babylon 5 and Space : Above & Beyond to stimulate their minds and their hearts.
NETWORK EXECUTIVES pre-empt SeaQuest 18 times.
SCIENCE-FICTION FANS sit through Golf and Football 18 times waiting for SeaQuest to come on.
NETWORK EXECUTIVES jump at the chance for a Spielberg series to promote.
SCIENCE-FICTION FANS reluctantly watch the Spielberg series while they wait for another J. Michael Straczynski or Kenneth Johnson series.
NETWORK EXECUTIVES show "Three Men & A Baby" as the Sunday Night Disney Family Movie.
SCIENCE-FICTION FANS tape "Three Men & A Baby" so they can show their friends in slow motion the "Three Men & A Baby-Boy" standing behind the curtain.
NETWORK EXECUTIVES try to build a solid night of highly rated programming.
SCIENCE-FICTION FANS try to build a full size replica of a Dalek War Machine in their basement.
* (Here's a Tip : Don't build it out of Cardboard if your basement is prone to flooding. In 1993 I lost both my Dalek and a full scale K-9).
NETWORK EXECUTIVES try to lure in famous Hollywood Actors to host Saturday Night Live.
SCIENCE-FICTION FANS watch Saturday Night Live since they have to stay up all night anyway because Space Precinct doesn't come on until 3 in the Morning.
NETWORK EXECUTIVES consider life's greatest reward to be a High Rated Successful Profitable Television Program.
SCIENCE-FICTION FANS consider life's greatest reward to be a Kenner Star Wars Missile Firing Boba Fett Proto-type Action Figure.
NETWORK EXECUTIVES have constant battles with people like Harlan Ellison over TV shows.
SCIENCE-FICTION FANS watch the credits of TV shows and wonder what kind of mother would name their son "Cordwainer".

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